Omg I was sooo honored when Stephanie Hawking said this about my blog:’)
In rural Soviet town, small company tries to sell baby dolls. Woman who is pregnant buys doll, but when child is born, doll cries like ignorant American. Box says to “rock” child to sleep. Stupid woman is too soft. Doll will not stop crying. Woman decides to smash doll. KGB begins find dead infants, and mothers holding doll. Mothers understand, if infant is not strong enough to outlast doll, infant is not true Soviet!
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oh man all my cartoonist comforts
I am a witless fuck of an artist
I actually ended up really liking this stupid drawing lol
I haven’t had good inking pens in so long I’m just looking at these new ones crying a little like wtf do I do with these
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
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next time he wants to roleplay make it into a larp session and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
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MY NEW INKING PENS CAME IN THE MAIL
AND THEY CAME WITH A HUGE DICK BLICK CATALOG THAT I’M LOOKING THROUGH LIKE IT’S HARDCORE PORN
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Madonna tells the douche bags to pop off and rollerskates the fuck outta here
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This is how I keep my job I interesting.
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