March 2012
I don't need anybody.
mightynorsegod:
And I’m fair sure nobody needs me. A man is an island, he is born alone, he lives alone, and he damn sure dies alone. We are all of us, alone. Always.
but I need you what now
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sodium-amytal reblogged your post: I guess I should state that more formally……
Dude you should make a little promo post thing like this one…effectively signal boost…
That, I can do. Thank you for your advice as always. :D
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three-tales-ofa-chemical-romance started following you
sohipandironic started following you
Thank you, beautiful perfect most recent in my feed followers.
I thank you.
Oh, but I don’t usually post things in all-caps and force information about myself down the convulsing throats of my followers.
Oh, wait… no, no I MOSTLY do that. I SOMETIMES don’t.
Sorry. Sorry!
I CAME HOME TO A BUNCH OF NEW FOLLOWERS AND PEOPLE TO FOLLOW??? HI
I’M BUTT DUMPLING
I’M A CARTOONIST
YOU ARE ALL MAGNIFICENT SPECIMENS OF HUMAN NATURE TO FOLLOW ME
GOD BLESS
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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I have feelings about this blog
ophiuchustroll:
ooohthatscrispy:
brb-scarf-sale:
http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/
what the christ
SCREAMS
This obnoxious, rude girl on my facebook just posted in all caps that she was tired of people thinking she was incompetent
and
she spelled incompetent wrong
oh my heart OH
butt-dumpling started following you
fanscravingassmeats:
Hola. Que pasa?
so I keep forgetting that I have one-click reblog set up and reblogging posts like this with no commentary and seeming like a total weirdo
HEY I’M GOOD HOW’RE YOU
I am serious though I want to do a little doodle for like $1 just to make sure this shit actually works
pinkpiratekitten asked: Oh lawd I don't know how to do that on paypal :( like give it omg.
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thebestkindofbeehive replied to your post: I finally got a PayPal set up! (I think)
Dude prices I need them dude PRICES
I will sketch like there is no friggin tomorrow for like $1-2
and there will be inks for like $5
and for $10 I think color would happen
and for $15 I would promise you immortality
I guess I should state that more formally…
Name-Your-Price Commissions Are Currently Afoot!
That is, assuming I’ve set up PayPal properly and I’m not internet-stupid.
I finally got a PayPal set up! (I think)
So I can now accept your crazy internet money in return for art or whatever!
I think one of the main reasons relationships do not appeal to me at all is because if I were forced to deal with someone elses’ problems all the time for the rest of my life
I would probably die
thathilarioushyena:
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
EXCUSE ME, YOU’RE IMPLYING THAT BLADE OF GRASS ARE ALL THE SAME
SOME BLADES OF GRASS HAVE AUTISM
The other day I lost my English workbook and so my teacher asked me to describe any distinguishing marks it had in case it was found
I had to explain to my whole class that I had drawn lip liner and eyebrows on all the kids on the front to make them look like cholas and a big speech bubble that said “CHICAAAA!”
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Everyone's doing it.
So I wanna make some more friends, I guess, so… you know the drill. Reblog if you like any of the following and I’ll follow you if I’m not already. :3
Frank Zappa
Jhonen Vasquez
cartooning
writing
painting
TV on the Radio
Modest Mouse
Buckethead
Cannibal Corpse
Amon Amarth
Dimmu Borgir
Behemoth
GWAR
Kal Penn
Harold & Kumar
puppies
long-winded self-reflected...
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February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Hey girl, you are just super cute ok. You're amazingly pretty.
Anonymous asked: ugh. pack that bag and meet me at the shire.
hiatusmyanus asked: I think the idea for your tattoo is amazing.c:
At Overstock, the newer bags in the same line are $170
like that’s the severely discounted price
best find ever
my raging tote/backpack addiction finally gets me somewhere
Just dropped my sticky jam toast facedown on my keyboard
it’s what I get for shit talking raspberries, I guess
We’re out of marionberry jam.
I have to use raspberry, like a god damned animal or something.
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mightynorsegod replied to your post: I secretly want you to wear a nazi uniform and dominate me in it.
You don’t have to b e racist to wear a Nazi uniform. I want an SS uniform, and I would like to think that I am not a racist.
You’re right, as usual, haha. As much as I have a fascination with the aforementioned, it’s just…
…I don’t think they made uniforms...
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Where's Finnick? Odair he is.
I know I’m usually 100% against these kinds of statements, but
honestly
if you can’t appreciate that TV on the Radio’s music is literally as close to perfect as music can be
we are not compatible
Mine and Tylers new baby, Scout.
retracingmysteps:
PUPPYYYYYY ABUUBUUBUU
Also please tell Tyler I would like to motorboat him
but seriously PUPPY OH MY GOD KSERNGLRTJHBYJ
ok please →
quadruplator:
† Your religious Views? @ Have you ever self-harmed? Why? # Relationship with your father? $ Relationship with your mother? % Who is your most loved person? ^ Have you ever been bullied? & What is your sexuality? ☼ Who makes you the happiest? * What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done? + What calms you down when you’re upset? ♥ Have you ever fallen in love? ¤...
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more-e-r-t:
i like to imagine rick santorum’s anger comes from his inability to stop thinking about dicks
Anonymous asked: I secretly want you to wear a nazi uniform and dominate me in it.
