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cripples, bastards, and broken things

Soon-to-be student of mortuary science. Literary junkie, cartoonist, Boba Fett fan, huge fucking nerd, metalfag. Named Laurel.


did-yuo-kno:

Omg I was sooo honored when Stephanie Hawking said this about my blog:’)

did-yuo-kno:

Omg I was sooo honored when Stephanie Hawking said this about my blog:’)

sovietcreepypasta:

In rural Soviet town, small company tries to sell baby dolls. Woman who is pregnant buys doll, but when child is born, doll cries like ignorant American. Box says to “rock” child to sleep. Stupid woman is too soft. Doll will not stop crying. Woman decides to smash doll. KGB begins find dead infants, and mothers holding doll. Mothers understand, if infant is not strong enough to outlast doll, infant is not true Soviet!

sovietcreepypasta:

In rural Soviet town, small company tries to sell baby dolls. Woman who is pregnant buys doll, but when child is born, doll cries like ignorant American. Box says to “rock” child to sleep. Stupid woman is too soft. Doll will not stop crying. Woman decides to smash doll. KGB begins find dead infants, and mothers holding doll. Mothers understand, if infant is not strong enough to outlast doll, infant is not true Soviet!

jamandfezzes:

jamandfezzes:

oh man all my cartoonist comforts

oh man all my cartoonist comforts

butt-dumpling:

I am a witless fuck of an artist


I actually ended up really liking this stupid drawing lol

butt-dumpling:

I am a witless fuck of an artist

I actually ended up really liking this stupid drawing lol

I haven’t had good inking pens in so long I’m just looking at these new ones crying a little like wtf do I do with these

finefools:

glamydia:

excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology

more like chukka that shit in the garbage 

oh god there’s more

cosmo tip #256

expertcosmotips:

next time he wants to roleplay make it into a larp session and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF

MY NEW INKING PENS CAME IN THE MAIL

AND THEY CAME WITH A HUGE DICK BLICK CATALOG THAT I’M LOOKING THROUGH LIKE IT’S HARDCORE PORN

chanterbury:

shoulder—freckles:

butt-burgers:


 Olivier De Sagazan from Art of the Beautiful-Grotesque

hey casie it’s that guy that made that beautiful vid we watched just randomly showing up on my dash

he’s so wonderful

chanterbury:

shoulder—freckles:

butt-burgers:


 Olivier De Sagazan from Art of the Beautiful-Grotesque

hey casie it’s that guy that made that beautiful vid we watched just randomly showing up on my dash

he’s so wonderful

chanterbury:

shoulder—freckles:

butt-burgers:


 Olivier De Sagazan from Art of the Beautiful-Grotesque

hey casie it’s that guy that made that beautiful vid we watched just randomly showing up on my dash

he’s so wonderful

chanterbury:

shoulder—freckles:

butt-burgers:


 Olivier De Sagazan from Art of the Beautiful-Grotesque

hey casie it’s that guy that made that beautiful vid we watched just randomly showing up on my dash

he’s so wonderful

chanterbury:

shoulder—freckles:

butt-burgers:

 Olivier De Sagazan from Art of the Beautiful-Grotesque

hey casie it’s that guy that made that beautiful vid we watched just randomly showing up on my dash

he’s so wonderful

did-yuo-kno:

immiqrant:

Madonna tells the douche bags to pop off and rollerskates the fuck outta here

clingtenaciouslytomybuttocks:

This is how I keep my job I interesting.

clingtenaciouslytomybuttocks:

This is how I keep my job I interesting.